Neil Diamond, you had me at Hello. . .

so you don't need to sing Christmas songs. You shouldn't sing Christmas songs.

Our local Christmas radio station keeps playing Neil Diamond Christmas songs.
They sound awful, just terrible.
Don't get me wrong. I am one of Neil's biggest fans, but his voice growling and groaning to Joy to the World and Silent Night. Well, it's just a disaster, I turn off the radio immediately. Chris just said, "Isn't he Jewish?"

Neil, please just sing "Love on the Rocks", and "Sweet Caroline".
We'll all have a better Christmas if you do that.