2/18/2011

A very clean post

The more kids I have the more I love to take showers.


If I'm tired, I want to shower.
If the kids are getting on my nerves, I want to shower.
If I'm stressed, I want to shower.
If I don't know what to make for dinner, I want to shower.
If I need to think, I want to shower.
If I'm cold, I want to shower.
If I want to feel clean, I want to shower.
If I want to fix my hair, I want to shower.
If I'm bored, I want to shower.
If I need a break or change of scenery, I want to shower.
If I want a vacation, I want to shower.
If I need to prepare my R.S. lesson, I want to shower.
If I need to make my to-do list, I want to shower.
If I'm sick or not feeling good, I want to shower.
If I need peace and quiet, I want to shower.

3 comments:

Heidi said...

Too funny! I'm thinking it's your only chance to get away from the kids but I'm guessing that's not the case since showering with little ones usually means an audience of some sort.

Janis said...

"Cleanliness is next to Godliness!"

Karen said...

I literally just got out of the shower for many of the reasons listed above!! Glad I'm not the only one