What I said today in the car to my boys:

"Boys, put your BUM on YOUR seat in the car!"

"We don't hang upside down, fly, do circus tricks, gymnastics, stunts, and jump in the car."

"Keep your BUM down and face forward. STAY IN YOUR SEATBELTS!"

"GET OUT of the trunk park of the van!     NOW!
What on earth are you doing back there?"

"I'm stopping the car until you can SIT in your seats and stay buckled.
That means we can't go home for lunch or go to the library to get a new Power Ranger's movie."

"I'M WAITING"

"That's not a seat!, Get off of that!"

"Don't touch Sadie, don't touch each other, keep your hands in your lap!"

"We don't put bums on the floor, on windows, or up in the air, WE STAY RIGHT SIDE UP!"

"You're going to fly through the window THAT's WHY!" "That would be very,very bad."

"That policeman is watching us!"

"You can't sit in the front seat, if the airbag explodes it will pop your head right off!"

This happens every time I'm in the car with the boys.
This is why I stay home all day every day, week after week.
The seatbelts are too looooong in our minivan.
You would be amazed at the feats my boys accomplish while they claim to stay in a seatbelt.
It is impressive. They could do shows.
It's always a toss-up between scolding and applauding them.