Happy Mother's Day from my children

Kyle said these things from an interview at school.
These are his own words, without prompting:

My mom has earrings and is 4 feet tall.

Her favorite food is milkshakes.

I think my mom looks funny when she sings.

She always laughs when I go crazy.

I love when my mom tickles me!

I would like my mom to play with me everyday.

I wouldn't trade my mom for a toy.

Lindy made me this:
When she gave it to me at home she bent over several times in the same position so I would understand how she drew it and what it is a picture of. I thought it was quite creative!

She gave me some coupons for her to help me around the house,
and told me 10 things she loves about me: (in her own words)

1. I cook for her.
2. I let her have brothers and sisters 
3. I make her happy
4. I keep her safe
5. I married a nice dad
6. I gave her life
7. I share
8. I help her go to school
9. I love her
10. I wash her clothes